So I see Martha Stewart was convicted of being rich while female and being in the wrong place at the wrong time when a slack-pizzled pack of political opportunists decided they needed to grab some headlines. Oh, and also of being kind of a bitch. Well, here's some news for you gleeful assholes filling up on Schadenfreude right now: the appeals court is likely to notice that the real charge was thrown out and the remaining ones were a desperate grab at a conviction, any conviction, in a case over fifty thousand dollars and some arrogance. Here's more for that worthless shitsack juror who just couldn't wait for his fifteen minutes: this is not a victory for the little guy, you maggot, it's a scripted take-down for the cameras and you bent right over for the system.

Go ahead, tell me how Martha deserves to do time while this prick hasn't even been charged. Bah. I thought I'd left the Tall Poppy Syndrome behind. (publicity shot swiped from wikipedia article)