Flying Phil Rabinowitz streaks into the record books as the fastest centenarian so far: 100 meters in 30.86 seconds! He has actually run under 30 seconds but there was a clock malfunction so that time is not official.
I'm going to break this record. I'm serious. You wait and see if I don't.
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I won't be around to see it but I do believe you!
...shouldn't you say 'wait and see when I do'