Our friend Mollie is president of the Ozarks Literacy Council, who just had a large and costly window broken by small and worthless scumbags. The intricate iniquities of insurance companies and landlords have conspired to land the council with the full cost of replacement, which they need to raise by Tuesday so as not to conflict with the annual United Way blackout period (whatever that is -- I have no idea, go ask Brad).

So, if you have five bucks (or five hundred; hey, you don't know for certain Steve Jobs doesn't read this) to spare, please consider helping out a friend of mine and her worthy cause.