I was going to apologise for the lack of updates, but the hell with it -- I don't do this for you. Stupid readers, who needs 'em? (That was a joke! A joke! Wait, come back...)

Anyway, the spousal unit has the basics, to which I'll just add that work is a lousy way to make a living. I am one fucked unit, and not likely to get any less fucked any time soon. If you're reading this, I probably owe you email too -- sorry about that, I'll do my best. It's not that I don't love you any more, I'm just nackered.

See yer in a few weeks then, when I'm in better form.

P.S. the linky weirdness below is a glitch that appeared when I (by which of course I mean the spousal unit) had to delete trackbacks; I was getting so much spam that it took down a server. Bastards. Anyway, fixing a little glitch on my site is not high on our list of priorities right now, so it'll be staying that way for a while.