For everyone who ever wanted to go Andy Warhol one better: create your own Heinz label. I ordered the one shown; I wonder if they'll actually make and ship it? Hello, Mr CIA Operative. Fuck you, George, I refuse to be afraid. More labels here; via We're Not Wired Right via Coudal Partners.

Update: Phooey.

Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2006 9:17 AM
From: "Myheinz.com"
To: me
Subject: myheinz.com Website Order Challenge

Upon submission of your order you agreed to the Terms and Conditions set forth by the H.J. Heinz Company. The content of your message is not within the parameters of the Terms and Conditions and cannot be fulfilled. Please revise your message and resubmit your order by clicking the link below and following the instructions. If you choose not to revise the submitted message we will have to regretfully decline the order. [blahblahblah]

Order Confirmation Number: blah

Reason: Political - Political statements are not approved by Heinz.