Just got this bullshit trackback (on this totally unrelated entry):

I\'m pleased to announce the introduction of two products, the latest is the Ice Cold New Marketer Seminar Series for internet marketers who are just starting out and looking for solid counseling on tools, resources, and services without all the techni...

Andy, you're a disease with opposable thumbs. You're a plague, a pox, a parasite on all that is good and useful. Other people are making the internet into the greatest library that ever was, a scholarly resource, a tool for science, a home for the arts, a conversation, a force for social change -- but you, you're out there shilling. And you're not even selling anything real, you're selling the idea of selling. You mammon-worshipping maggot. You're sucking down bandwidth and making all sorts of worthwhile endeavours more difficult by the day, just to push yourself into people's faces and scream "give me money". You are greed made flesh. You're the reason we have to have CAPTCHA and Bayesian spam filters and blacklists. Blind unmitigated selfishness like yours is why we can't have nice things: it's people like you who piss in fountains and spraypaint inanities on grand buildings and carve their initials into ancient trees.

Andy, you're a soulless meat puppet with the red right hand of a sick, materialistic culture jammed forearm-deep in your pliant rectum. There just aren't enough curses in the world for you -- there aren't enough bad things I can hope will happen to you.

Andy, Bill Hicks has some advice for you.