philosophy is useless, theology is worse Category Archive



Sunday, 27 November
Thomas Hobbes, comedian.

This (found at rereason, via Josh) is the funniest, snarkiest thing I've read in days:

And as to the faculties of the mind, ... such is the nature
of men that, howsoever they may acknowledge many
others to be more witty or more eloquent or more
learned, yet they will hardly believe there be many so
wise as themselves, for they see their own wit at hand
and other men’s at a distance. But this proveth rather
that men are in that point equal than unequal. For there
is not ordinarily a greater sign of the equal distribution
of anything than that every man is contented with his share.

-- Hobbes, Leviathan Chapter XIII.


I find it difficult to believe that was written without tongue in cheek.



Friday, 29 July
mouths of babes

jebus.jpgMajikthise reports on "the cheesiest miracle in recent memory"; news stories here and here.

Scores of faithful Christians converged on Hoboken, N.J., yesterday to get a firsthand glimpse of a plaster statue of Jesus that enraptured witnesses say opened one of its eyes. [...]

True believers started coming to the scene outside a Jackson St. housing project two days ago after Julio Dones began telling people that one of the eyes suddenly opened as he was cleaning the "sleeping" statue.

"I looked up, and saw the eye was open and light blue, like the sky," said Dones, 52, who is partially blind himself [...]

Dones, a 52-year-old neighborhood preacher who attends the nearby St. Francis Roman Catholic Church and maintains the shrine year-round, said he first saw the blinking after a friend alerted him to it Thursday, around 2 p.m.

He said tears flowed from the eye, and that Jesus' head turned to the right.

"I felt a chill going up my body, the Holy Spirit coming upon me," he said. "I ... told the people to come see the great sight that just occurred. See, people don't understand what God does. God does things in mysterious ways."

Dones, who found the statue in the trash in Jersey City a year ago, said a woman who stopped by yesterday saw the right eye blink and began crying.

Never mind that Jesus, if there was a real Jesus, almost certainly didn't have blue eyes; my first thought was the same one Orac had here. Compare and contrast:
"It's an absolute miracle," said Peggy Dyer, 41, a traffic attendant, as she gazed into the 2-foot statue's brilliantly blue right eye. "That's a sign: Something's getting ready to happen."

"I'm going to start going to church from now on because since I've seen this yesterday, I haven't been able to get it out of my mind," said Tanya Vega, 27, a Hoboken masseuse.

...word that the shrine's Sacred Heart of Jesus statue spontaneously blinked its right eye twice and kept it open -- while its left eye stayed closed -- sparked more excitement there than ever.

"God's probably telling us to wake up. This is the last chance to do the right thing," said Diane Stewart, who lives in the area. "I think ... we ain't got that much time."

with this:
"It's just a sculpture," said Wanda Aldea, 14, shaking her head. "I think somebody just scraped its eyelid off."

That's the nation's future and the hope of all the world speaking. Brings a tear to my atheist eye, it does.


(Yes, I elided a quote from a 13-yo believer and attributed to adults quotes that aren't certain. Sue me. I'm not a reporter, I don't have to be fair and balanced.)



Sunday, 25 January
grab bag

I have pretty much given up on keeping my bookmarks organised on a day-to-day basis; I keep a few handy reference links that I use regularly (like Merriam-Webster online) and just use Google to find anything else I want from time to time (say, a currency or temperature scale converter). Other than that, I keep a toolbar folder into which I dump all the interesting links that come my way, and every now and then I sort those links into an organised set of folders. It's cleanup time again, so here are a couple of web goodies:

Winning greater influence for science. Daniel Yankelovich argues that there is an unspoken agreement between science and society which provides science with a "separation from involvement with goals, values, and institutions other than its own", and that

This "social contract" has allowed science to pursue long-term fundamental questions and to build slowly on the basis of its new knowledge. Science has been able to do this even in the context of a society such as ours, which in most domains is impatient, excessively pragmatic, and thinks only in the short term. But this same social contract is responsible for the widening disparity between the sophistication of our science and the relatively primitive state of our social and political relationships.
Most scientists of my acquaintance (and I am guilty of this too) treat the gulf between the public and our "ivory towers" the same way as everyone treats the weather: we complain, but we do nothing. Yankelovich at least suggests a model for dealing with the problem.

On a related note, Eugene Goodheart's essay Imperial Science takes on the "two cultures" view of CP Snow and his inheritors EO Wilson, Jared Diamond and Richard Dawkins. I'm probably a little more sympathetic to Wilson's side of things than Goodheart is, but the essay is a welcome thorn in the side of "sociobiology", that misbegotten offshoot of evolutionary biology which attempts to reduce human lives to formulae and ape-behaviours.



Sunday, 11 January
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point

Amitai Etzioni presents an essay by David P. Barash on whether or not it is reasonable to be reasonable. It's excellent, and you should read it.

One of the best parts is an elegant examination of something called the Wason test (after its inventor Peter Wason):

Imagine that you are confronted with four cards. Each has a letter of the alphabet on one side and a number on the other. You are also told this rule: If there is a vowel on one side, there must be an even number on the other. Your job is to determine which (if any) of the cards must be turned over in order to determine whether the rule is being followed. However, you must only turn over those cards that require turning over. Let's say that the four cards are as follows:

T 6 E 9

Which ones should you turn over?

Got that? OK, now think about this:
You are a bartender at a nightclub where the legal drinking age is 21. Your job is to make sure that this rule is followed: People younger than 21 must not be drinking alcohol. Toward that end, you can ask individuals their age, or check what they are drinking, but you are required not to be any more intrusive than is absolutely necessary. You are confronted with four different situations, as shown below. In which case (if any) should you ask a patron his or her age, or find out what beverage is being consumed?

patron #1 Drinking Water
patron #2 Over 21
patron #3 Drinking Beer
patron #4 Under 21

For the answers, see Barash's essay. I guess it's old news to undergrad psych students, but I thought it was just fascinating. You can dig into the significance of the Wason test, and take another version of it, here.


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